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You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:


captcha knows whats up 

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

captcha knows whats up 

billiondollarsuperhero:

billiondollarsuperhero:

Meanwhile, on RDJ’s Facebook page…

He saw an opportunity and he took it.

twizzlerheathen:

tolzmannia:

clitorisky:

sarcasm-a-blog:

avengersonna:

hellobejules:

avengersonna:

avengersonna:

Just imagine the American version of doctor who

But dude

but what would the TARDIS be? I’ve never seen a phone box in America.

Porta potty

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Found it

Doctor Loo in the Turdis.

This is America what is a loo

Try inferring from the context clues given to you.

eteo:

lovelydeck:

redkiteslongnights:

bendthedirt:

deodrant:

why cant zombies just like eat bread or something 

they wouldnt be deadly but they would be super annoying just dragging themselves everywhere in the middle of the street and shit like stealing peoples bread from their houses

graaaaaaaaaaaaaains

And the tv show would be called the walking bread

me on my way to steal your bran

kingjaffejoffer:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA

Are you fucking kidding me

kingjaffejoffer:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA

Are you fucking kidding me

annabunches:

larstheyeti:

the Water Cycle

I want to reblog this every day for the rest of my life.

annabunches:

larstheyeti:

the Water Cycle

I want to reblog this every day for the rest of my life.

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

bisexualclara:

theladyserket:

today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.

#*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*

dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

natural-killer-cyborg:

ghostier:

i hate when people go “i dont credit fanartists as Real artists because its fanart and they should draw more original art” ok yeah that patronizing attitude is nice and all but you know like… every piece of classical art is fanart of the bible

im sorry da vinci, the last supper doesnt COUNT as real art because its not original art and you should make some ocs

I think I just found the most compelling argument toward fanart ever

nicolekoch:

throwitinasupernova:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

margflower:

tyleroakley:

outlawsoflove:

My class pretended to play dead.

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

“Stop being dead right now.”

the initial panic though omg

that teacher’s my hero

That teacher… haha!

fidefortitude:

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.