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Drive Recklessly - Video

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iwillshipwhateveriwish:

toastystumps:

rainbowbarnacle:

ginger-rage:

My Chemical Romance’s ‘Blood’, but with speed and pitch increased. I can’t stop laughing.

IM GONNA PISS

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

This is PERFECT

THIS LITERALLY JUST LIFTED MY MOOD AND ENERGY 100%

LISTEN TO THIS 

justanasshole:

poopflow:

LEGENDARY

Thefuck?!

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

kyary:

mami-tomoe-daily:

pinkiepony:

kyary:

being a boy in a dress doesn’t make you gender fluid

its makes you a boy IN A DRESS

Being a transphobic fuck makes you a transphobic fuck.

I don’t think they’re being transphobic, I think they ment that you can wear whatever you want without being generfluid. Like a girl who wears boy clothes, and says she is a girl, means she’s a girl. If a boy wears girl clothes, and says he is a boy, he’s a boy. 

you got me thank you

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw…LOLOL
"Ermmm…what do I do with this???"

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw…LOLOL

"Ermmm…what do I do with this???"

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

apocalypse-aradia:

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

image

nyoom

cryptothelematrix:

jessealien12:

atasteofwhatangelhad:

therapsid:

moarrrmagazine:

Famous Company Logos Placed On Products They Do Not Normally Make

We know that Tic Tacs and M&Ms are candies,
but IIya Kalimulin has placed these logos on dynamite and bullets. 

imagine putting together an ikea piano tho

IKEA THO. I KEY A
KEYS
PIANO
FUK

Lipton Cigs tho
like
tea cigarettes
the flavor.

but the point of condoms is to AVOID a “Kinder surprise”…

zumbah:

celeryludenberg:

zumbah:

im going to p

ractice my cooking.  i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes.  that’s 1000 eggs a minute.  that’s 16.666666 eggs a second.  i need to be fast.  so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg.  i hope the world is ready

WHAT THE UFCK

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

nagisaaaaaaa:

leradny:

letsgetnakedandstuff:

imperialdalek:

byronic-heroine:

I’m just in love with this man.

I speak Irish.

As an Irish human being, I can clarify that this is exactly accurate.

last one is a perfect reaction gif

Its actually so true this is how we comunicate