My Chemical Romance’s ‘Blood’, but with speed and pitch increased. I can’t stop laughing.
IM GONNA PISS
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
This is PERFECT
THIS LITERALLY JUST LIFTED MY MOOD AND ENERGY 100%
LISTEN TO THIS
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
being a boy in a dress doesn’t make you gender fluid
its makes you a boy IN A DRESS
Being a transphobic fuck makes you a transphobic fuck.
I don’t think they’re being transphobic, I think they ment that you can wear whatever you want without being generfluid. Like a girl who wears boy clothes, and says she is a girl, means she’s a girl. If a boy wears girl clothes, and says he is a boy, he’s a boy.
you got me thank you
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw…LOLOL
"Ermmm…what do I do with this???"
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
Famous Company Logos Placed On Products They Do Not Normally Make
We know that Tic Tacs and M&Ms are candies,
but IIya Kalimulin has placed these logos on dynamite and bullets.
imagine putting together an ikea piano tho
IKEA THO. I KEY A
Lipton Cigs tho
but the point of condoms is to AVOID a “Kinder surprise”…
im going to p
ractice my cooking. i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. that’s 1000 eggs a minute. that’s 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. i hope the world is ready
WHAT THE UFCK
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.